May 10, 2014

"Man on TV dating show reveals killing first wife, lover."

"I killed her after she tried to kill me.... She was accidentally killed when I swung the ax," he said, and then, resisting getting kicked off the show: "Bad luck always found me... In spite of everything, I still want to get married. This time I'll leave it to God. "

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Crazy Street Corner Guy Off His Meds Says:

Harvey Keitel says he needs an axe, the girls walk by our corner, short skirts and oblivious, and Harvey is agitated, manic, it is the Season. I tell Harvey that this is not a good idea and he stares at me with angry bloodshot eyes and, rapidly rabidly panting, says again: "I. need. an. axe." He wants to chop through the lies and pretensions and free rabbits from unsuspecting souls, I have seen him this way before, it is the skirts and the shoes and the exposed thighs that come with Spring. The fever usually passes, but until it does Harvey is not to be dissuaded: he says no one is innocent before the axe. There is a hardware store three blocks away.

Big Mike said...

"She was accidentally killed when I swung the axe."

He must have had the best lawyers in the universe to get off with that as his excuse.

Anonymous said...

Crazy Street Corner Guy Off His Meds Says:

Harvey Keitel's knuckles are scraped, bruised and bloody. The hardware store would not gift him a free axe despite his impassioned request, and he cannot deign to steal one because the crime would forever taint the axe's innocence, rendering it simply a murderous tool. So now Harvey is outside the hardware store, pummeling the red brick wall and howling, he is punching the wall over and over as people walk by quickly, trying their best not to be caught in his eye. Harvey has told me that he can punch through brick walls, it is a matter of Mind and Body and Will, and -- after a few more punches -- he declares his proud victory. I gently tell him that the wall is still there but Harvey says no it isn't, I only see the wall because my Mind WANTS to see the wall.

SteveR said...

I'm sure he was perfectly justified, after all they probably wanted to drive. Allah Akbar

Fernandinande said...

Wikipedia on Rodney Alcala:
"He is sometimes labeled the 'Dating Game Killer' because of his 1978 appearance on the television show The Dating Game in the midst of his murder spree."

Donna B. said...

Axidentally, eh?

Epiphyte - said...

Why, it's almost as if he doesn't believe he'll face any criminal prosecution, or, indeed, suffer any consequence at all.

Can't imagine how he got that idea.

cubanbob said...

No doubt about it. This guy is the real deal lady killer.

Ann Althouse said...

@epiphyte

He had served his prison sentence already. Six years.

Carnifex said...

As God is my witness i juist read the blurb for the story, and knew, goddamned knew, that this guy was a muzzi. "Accidently swung the axe" has to be a bad translation.

///I accedently picked up the axe. I accedently swung it at her. I accidently beheaded her. It's kismet"///

Regardless... I knew.

Rusty said...

Divorce; Muslim style.
Roll the credits

rhhardin said...

My axe is used mostly to turn the furnace off, when one of the Lennox time delay relays hangs up, as they sometimes do.

A light blow with the back of the axe at the right spot clears the matter.