June 6, 2014

Who should play Dolly Parton in her biopic?

6 possible actresses.

24 comments:

Rob said...

Halle Berry

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Big Mike said...

Dolly can play herself.

Unknown said...

Cary Ann Hearst. She is the Dolly Parton of the 21st century. www.shovelsandrope.com

Anonymous said...

Any of them but Miley.

furious_a said...

Kristen Chenoweth. Girl can SING!

Anonymous said...

I would say Jessica Simpson, but isn't there some sort of biopic every few years about Parton. She reappears & I heard her repeat the same thing about why she looks the way she looks, because big hair & nails were the hallmarks of beauty in her hometown. She says it every few years.
Simpson would be perfect, because he's also a has been.

Anonymous said...

Dame Edna.

The Drill SGT said...

Megan

tim in vermont said...

I love pictures of pretty women. BtW, that is the worst picture of Scarlett Johanssen I have ever seen.

Tank said...

I'd say this gal from the Band Perry.

George M. Spencer said...

Schwarzenegger.

He's got the pecs and a funny accent.

Ipso Fatso said...

Oprah or Whoopie Goldberg

lgv said...

Without looking at the list:

Jessica Simpson
Cheneweth
Anjelina Jolie

Meade said...

Alison Krauss

Tank said...

@Meade. Alison is a great artist, but she's like the unParton. LOL.

Actually, Krauss is probably a much better musician/artist than Parton. It would odd for her to play her.

Kelly said...

Reese Witherspoon or Kelly Pickler.

richlb said...

I thought "Scarlett Johansson" before I even clicked through. The others are "meh" choices.

Rusty said...


"Who should play Dolly Parton in her biopic?"


Michael Moore.

he's got the jugs and I hear he could use the money.

J Lee said...

Selma Blair. She was already digitally fitted for the role by John Waters a decade ago in "A Dirty Shame".

traditionalguy said...

Making an actress look and sound like Dolly Parton is not possible. Witherspoon is Dolly's height.

One does wonder what Professor Althouse would sound like playing an old Gibson guitar singing love songs about Meade in a Scots-Irish mountain accent.

Joan Baez with a wig would be too old.

Anonymous said...

Mirroring King Arthur with Excalibur, the maiden shall form herself to Parton's wardrobe challenge and not be a Lady Adrift in the Fabric Lake.

bobby said...

That guy who plays the yokel page/clerk on "30 Rock".

In the right mood, he could pull it off. Nicely.

Kendall said...

Clare Bowen would be cool